Five ways to be at peace with the council of the living

People always tweet about being frightened that god might send them to hell, they think the best way to stay clear of that is to appeal to god himself. Little do they know, god isn't the only one who determines that. your best bet is to look good to the council of the living as well. the council of the living consists of members of different groups of animals to control different parts of the planet. There are different things that each member would like you to do in life, so let's discuss what you must accomplish.

1. first of all we have the leader of the insects and small animals. what this member would want you to do is be nicer to the smaller ones of the planet. be considerate of the insects you kill.

2. next we have the leader of the ocean. this leader wants nothing but peace in the waters so be cautious of how much boating and other things that would disturb the ocean.

3. the leader of the bigger animals would appreciate it if you wouldn't do testings on these creatures and stop having pets.

4. the leader of the sky wants to protect all animals in the sky. you would have to stop using airplanes and other things that would be in the sky.

5. finally we have the leader of humanity. this leader is who we know as god. he wants you to be in the stock exchange and run a multi-million dollar company.

doing these things can insure that you have a better chance of crossing the golden gates. praying for your moral soul is another nice way to go about it. but whatever you do, don't punch your dog.