How to know if god is good or a radioactive lizard

this is a question that I've been asked a lot, but it's more simple than you might think. we all know sky daddy comes down from his holy nest annually for the sacrifice, but have people actually seen him do this? well people have claimed to have seen as the sacrifice of the year happens, but the stories they told were very different from each other. some will say that he is only a ball of light, some say he is an animal like being, but the most interesting suggestion is perhaps the one that has been told the most often. multiple different accounts of the sacrifice have told how god is a giant reptile, glowing with what seemed to be radioactive goo. But the most interesting part of all comes from the tale that two different people told, they told about how god is a radioactive lizard, and how he was planning a genocide. You might think this claim is insane, along with many others who trust our holy fathers blog posts. but even tho his posts make it seem like he is behind the great things happening in this world, he might just be doing the opposite. the people who made this claim said that they found papers with gods actual plans for humanity. They claimed the papers told of the plan to commit world genocide while making it seem like hes doing good. another question can be asked from this tho, if god is an evil radioactive lizard, then what is Satan? well theirs three options, either god was making up Satan the whole time, Satan is working along with god, or Satan was the good one this whole time. and while all of these sound false, it makes more sense than you think. But all of these are just claims and opinions. but if you do believe that he is that horrible reptile, help humanity and come with us to plan a war.