when is the right time to punch your dog?

I've always heard some debate about this question so i thought i should give my opinion. we've all wanted to punch something when we get angry enough, or maybe out of sadness, but we have all learned to compress these feelings to avoid hurting others but sometimes these urges are too strong. what do you do? buy a dog! dogs can take the pain without complaining at all! all you need to do is give it food and water. but if you constantly punch your dog it may begin to wither away and fall as servant to god the radioactive lizard demon, and then you would have to buy a new one! to save your wallet from burning up in your pockets, you have to find the right time to punch your dog. unlike most popular opinions, I advise not to punch your dog when your most mad. you must wait till your more calm to insure the dog wont wither away faster. make sure you have given you dog enough attention while you're in a good mood so the dog wont attack you while you punch it. if your dog has too many problems when it comes to these things, punt it far away and it should either disappear into the abyss or regenerate. but the most important of all is to follow the guidelines that are set up by the council of the living, if you mess it up you will be sentenced to an eternity in Satan's void. I hope you learned something from this post and use this for future reference.